Okay, hear me out before you think I’m nuts. If at the end of this you still think I am, that’s okay.
So here’s the thing. My partner is obsessed with the elementary school cheeseburgers they serve in cafeterias called “Pierre Mini Cheeseburgers”. These things hold some special nostalgia in their heart and tracking them down is near impossible outside of buying them in the food service packaging which comes with 192 burgers. The problem is, we live in a condo and don’t have space to freeze 192 mini cheesburgers. It’s not possible, which has made them incredibly sad. That’s why I’ve turned here.
What I’m hoping to find are other Pierre Mini Cheeseburger lovers. Maybe you had them in school and think back fondly on them. Maybe you’re curious and want to see what the fuss is about. Regardless of why, I’m hoping to find people who want to buy a part of the case from us so we can order this thing and let my partner revisit their childhood joy.
So, I’m begging…pleading…to please message me if you’d like to buy some of the case from us. We probably have space for about 50 of the things, so that leaves roughly 142 for other people. Pierre Mini Cheeseburger lovers rise up…and then reply with how many you want. I’m praying to an unresponsive god that some of you might hear my plea. I also think it’d be really cool to meet in a parking lot with my trunk open so I can ask “are you here for the Pierre’s?” like we’re doing a big drug deal if you’re down for that.
Since it looks like we have a ton of interest in this I’m editing to add that each package of 2 burgers is $1.20. Shipping looks like it’s a special item so 6-8 weeks out. I would ask for payment when they arrive, not up front!!!
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