I had this hysterical conversation with a super cool male looking person today.
He’d been waiting to order from the deli, as was I.
He mentioned he was buying Mt. Rainier chicken 🐔 salad, and I lamented that if it didn’t remind him of fresh mountain air, and a field of wildflowers in which to grow my fucks, He’d be sorely disappointed.
We talked about how if he leapt over the counter and got our requests for us, it would be like parkour. I mentioned how if a dog did it, it’d be Barkour.
I noticed his gauged ears, and sweet smile.
He bought turkey slices, and a creole potato salad.
I’d love to have a drink with you, and create outfits for the 4 kinds of chicken salad they had. A Mt Ranier chicken salad has to be dressed differently than the Dill Chicken, right?
Let’s go have a picnic by the Ballard Locks, with a 5$ Costco chicken, and eat the skin off off it first 😋 😀.
If nothing else, it was a great encounter and I wish you well! Thanks for making me laugh 😃. If this was you though, DM me, I have 2 golden retrievers who would love a walk by the water.
This is me doing a “Gretzky “
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