Woodland Park Zoo (visit almost ruined)

Today we had family visiting from out of town and decided to go tot the zoo on the nice day today. Unfortunately that also means that idiots are out and about as well. There was a family of mouth breathers that were kicking and knocking on the glass enclosures. After the 3rd time I said “could you not do that, there’s a sign”.

You would’ve thought I told them that their ancestors sucked donkey dicks for money, with the way they reacted.

One teen called me the n-word and tried to bump me with his shoulder (mind you I’m a small woman) while his mom said “don’t tell my son what to do, you bitch”.

Luckily a volunteer at the zoo called security and they were escorted off the property.

This is my short story of a brief interaction with a group of assholes. Just know that it’s a long holiday weekend and idiots come in all shapes sizes and are everywhere. Don’t let them ruin an otherwise great day at the zoo.