PSA: it’s illegal to leave your dog in the car

And it’s wildly unethical in 80 degree heat. If I see your dog in distress I won’t hesitate to call the police, and if the police don’t shatter your car window in a timely manner, I will.

If for some reason you care more about your car than your dog, know that many people in this city feel exactly like I do and won’t hesitate to damage your property

Even for just 15 minutes, your retriever could suffer tremendously, say, in the backseat of your Toyota Tacoma at the Ballard Town & Country.

Don’t fucking do it!