Bombastic Ballard Bros

I want to apologize to flora and fauna. Bros are letting off fireworks at 1:00AM nine days after the 4th of July. I wish they were as big of a bang as that wizzeely pop that sent the seagulls in a panic and my cat run under the bed.

I desperately wanted to yelled some snide retort through my window after weeks of late night cracks and bangs, but I can’t bare inconsiderately compounding the harassment you’re already thoughtlessly inflicting on my neighbors.

I will however, at the defense of rabbit, crow, rat, peach, plum and pear, passive aggressively write a Reddit post. #douchecanoe