Y’all have a least attractive security guards

Idk why this is since Bellevue isn’t poor but you all have the least attractive security guards for being so much smaller than Seattle. The security staff in Seattle is more spread out of course but the unattractive ones seem concentrated in Bellevue. Downtown Seattle has some ugly ones too but that’s to be expected bc downtown Seattle is a dystopian ruin. And four of the most unattractive security guards I’ve seen were in Bellevue, it’s compounded by them being young so they shouldn’t have been that unattractive. If I could post a pic I’d show a recent example. Idk why today of all days I was stopped at Fred Meyer, maybe bc I was in there a lil longer than usual and only bought one item but today a short pudgy male security guard stopped me. He also has stained brown teeth. People are gonna have to start facing the fact that ppl with nice teeth are gonna be given things that ppl with bad teeth won’t be given. And usually it’s things that they want. It’s just time to accept that you won’t understand if you don’t have nice teeth and that we know you secretly envy ppl with nice teeth and this guy was also short so he envies the tall attractive guys. Another reason he may have stopped me is bc I yelled at a femme staff who had a big nose. She was being a hater. People with nice teeth and a cute nose like me are just given lots of things, I’ve been documenting my glucose guardian hauls for years and I’ve got no problem showing them.