County Looks to Increase Voter Turnout by Dragging Your Ass to the Dropbox Themselves

Oldie butt a goodie. Seriously, people, go vote. Ballots are due tomorrow.

“Remembering to fill out a ballot mailed straight to my home and then having to step outside my home by as much as five feet away from my front door toward a mailbox was all getting to be too big of a hassle,” said Kyle Dolt. “Being pulled by your hair, ear and/or britches saves time. . .