To the lady who ran me over at the Fremont Bridge with her bicycle…

Go suck an egg.

Was getting off at the temporary stop on Fremont Bridge, and this lady just ran me over.

I’m fine, a little sore, but damn, I was just so in shocked that all I could say was “why the fuck we’re going so fast on a bus stop?”

Her response “you weren’t looking man, I was ringing my bell!”

Dude, you weren’t there before I even let one foot off the bus.. you’re going too fast… I heard your brakes squealing before I felt you’re bike on the back of my leg… you’re going too fast… you would be able to go full stop if YOU WEREN’T GOING TOO FAST!!!!

I’m just glad we both ate it.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk! (I’m so gonna feel this tomorrow)