WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!! 🚨🏈🔥 IT IS THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL!!!!!! SUPER BOWL 60 IS HERE AND THE SEAHAWKS ARE ABOUT TO SET THE ENTIRE DAY ON FIRE!!!!!! 💚💙🐦 THIS IS NOT A NORMAL DAY!!!!!! THIS IS A SCREAM FIRST, THINK LATER KIND OF DAY!!!!!! ITS FUCKING GAME DAY!!!!!!

THE SEAHAWKS ARE COMPLETELY UNHINGED!!!!!! 😤🔥 DEFENSE FLYING AROUND LIKE THEY’RE PERSONALLY OFFENDED BY EXISTENCE!!!!!! 🛑💥 HITS LOUD!!!!!! SPEED STUPID!!!!!! OFFENSE MOVING FAST AND MEAN LIKE IT WOKE UP CHOOSING VIOLENCE!!!!!! 🏃‍♂️💨 EVERY SNAP IS A THREAT!!!!!! EVERY PLAY IS A WARNING!!!!!! 🔊😈 HEARTS RACING!!!!!! HANDS SHAKING!!!!!! NO ONE CALM!!!!!! THIS IS PURE FOOTBALL INSANITY!!!!!!

THE PATRIOTS WALKED IN ACTING SMART!!!!!! 🤓📋 CLIPBOARDS OUT!!!!!! CONFIDENCE HIGH!!!!!! TERRIBLE DECISION!!!!!! 🤡💀 THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET THEIR WHOLE PLAN ERASED!!!!!! PANIC SETTING IN!!!!!! FINGERS POINTING!!!!!! EYES WIDE!!!!!! LOOKING AROUND LIKE THE WIFI JUST DIED AND TOOK THE GAME PLAN WITH IT!!!!!! 😵📉

THE SEAHAWKS WILL SHOVE A FULL SIZE 12TH MAN FLAG WITH THE POLE STILL ATTACHED STRAIGHT UP THE PATRIOTS ASSES!!!!!! 🏁💥 BLUE!!!!!! GREEN!!!!!! CONFUSION EVERYWHERE!!!!!! CONFETTI ALREADY FALLING!!!!!! 🎊 WHISTLES BLARING!!!!!! EARS RINGING!!!!!! THE PATRIOTS STANDING THERE LIKE THEY JUST WANDERED INTO A STADIUM FULL OF ANGRY SEAGULLS THROWING TACO SHELLS!!!!!! 🌮🦅🤣

NO THINKING!!!!!! NO BRAKES!!!!!! JUST NOISE!!!!!! JUST CHAOS!!!!!! JUST HISTORY GETTING ABSOLUTELY FUCKED UP!!!!!! 🏆💥 LETS FUCKING GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!! 💚💙🔥🏈