Anyone know where one can get a tacky photoshoot done in Seattle area?

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Hey all, feel free to delete if not allowed…

My guy and I are hoping to get 90s style photos (a la the ones in the Righteous Gemstones baptism party episode) done somewhere in Seattle or the surrounding area…

With JC Penney being a thing of the past, anyone know any businesses offering such a noble and honorable service?