I just saw a full grown adult man PRETEND TO PULL A POOP BAG OUT OF HIS POCKET, BEND OVER TO PRETEND TO PICK IT UP, And look me dead in the eyes. Multiple times. I KNOW what I saw. I SAW YOU. I SAW THE FEAR IN HIS EYES. He was scared I was gonna yell at him and I should have. Imagine going through all the motions, lying about it, LITERALLY BENDING DOWN WITH HIS HAND CUPPED pretending to pick it up and not doing it.
The kicker? There was a dog poop stand with ample bags and a trashcan ACROSS THE STREET. 20 feet away!!!!!!!! I will never forget this man’s face. I am about to start making flyers in Capitol Hill. I can’t take it anymore. Sorry for pitching but that was just…… such a low for humanity.
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