Would appreciate input for the worst restaurant you can think of

I have an uncle who is a bit of a bastard, and he’s coming to visit.

I’ll spare you the details on why I can’t simply tell him to piss off, but it’s important for him to leave deciding of his own free will that he never wants to visit again.

This is a multi faceted effort, but where we eat will be critical to success here. So I beseech the community, where are the absolute worst places I can take him? Bonus points if it can seem as though I’ve made an honest effort for the contrary.

Budget (within reason) isn’t so much an issue, as I’ve allocated some funds specifically for this effort. Can be anywhere from Tacoma to Everett, but please be mindful of the possibility of driving through a pleasant area, which would not be the preference if it can be avoided.

Planning to spend most of our time and activities along pacific highway, like south of the airport where it’s a little run down with a bit of open drug use.

Basically need to paint the picture that where I live is exactly how fox news paints the liberal cities. I think that would really guarantee success with my efforts.

I trust and pray that you understand the graveness of my situation. Thanks in advance.