Dear Stuart Sloan, you are 82 years old. Just let naked people in Denny Blaine exist and enjoy your house and life.

Seriously, why do you care of your neighbors are nude (or even lewd) in a public park next to your fortress of a house? Surveilling a park 24/7 to ruin it for the 1000s of others who use it legally is not the Seattle way.

Also, you live on Lake Washington! Take the security money and get a yacht and save gray whales and look at orcas everyday. Buy a ferry. Do anything besides trying to fuck up what little public access to water and nudity that we have.

You could be doing so, so much more interesting stuff with your money and remaining years in this city and region you call home.