A Warning for Tourists

I saw a group of tourists standing in front of the Seatac all gender bathrooms this morning pointing at the sign, laughing, and looking generally unsettled. I’m glad they were able to spare themselves. If you’re visiting, be sure to steer clear of the all gender bathrooms. They totally aren’t the cleanest, most private, and least trafficked bathrooms in the whole airport. They will definitely make you question your fragile sexuality, and you may leave Seattle with new feelings between your legs.

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