July 4 Top Tip: Skip the Lake Union fireworks, watch some unsupervised teenagers blow shit up at your nearby park instead

Why watch professionals light fireworks in a safe, controlled manner when you can watch area youths blow shit up instead?

Bombs bursting in air? Passé. Let’s shoot those fireworks on the ground at crowds and watch them run away.

Now if you don’t mind, I’m gonna go yell at a cloud.

(Sorry for the blurry photo, it was really hard to capture how insane the whole thing was. I was amazed that no one got hurt and nothing caught on fire.)