To the person at the Costco in SODO who took my cart while I was in the produce section tonight

I cast upon you endless lines at the gas station and painfully long parking spot hunts in all your future visits to Costco.

I had a cart with my Baggu reusable shopping bag and a pack of triple a batteries. I parked just outside the produce section for a whole 30 secs while I grabbed a bag of cauliflower. I walk out and my cart is gone. I frantically scan knowing it couldn’t be far. No luck. They must have taken my baggu and thrown it away or stuffed it in their pocket because I was crazily looking at every cart’s contents for the next 15 mins. I loved that baggu; got compliments on it many times. I hope you never get a single compliment when using it.