Anyone else run into these poor bastards?

I’ve seen these dudes a few times the past week or so. I’m not talking shit about them, they seem really nice and not pushy. However I can’t help but think the elder, or whatever the fuck you call their superior, is hazing these guys. “So, your mission, should you choose to accept, is to go to Seattle and save some of their depraved souls. Pay particular attention to Cap Hill.” I almost feel bad for them. Almost🤣🤣🤣