Bit it on a lime scooter.

Absoulety bit it today on a lime scooter. Was late for my grave shift and missed my bus so I thought “fuck it I’ll just take one of the scooter” hopped on and was zoomin. Was having a swell time till I saw a pothole and lost all survival skills. I tried to hit the brakes but then made the fatal mistake of……. putting my foot on the ground. Flew off into the road skidded foward. Coffee cup flew out of my backpack slid across the road. I got up started cars had to go around me probably thought I was crazy. I retrieved my coffee cup wobbled on to the sidewalk got asked if I had a lighter by a homeless person, I did , let em use it then smoked a cigerette and said fuck it to making it to work on time. So if you saw someone crying while smoking a cigerette on denny way at 12 am that was me.