Could you have your car accident at a more convenient time.

It’s not enough that 90e and 5 are down one lane. If you guys could stop crashing into each other in the 90 tunnel in peak traffic hours, it would help me out a lot.

If you must punch someone in the ass or drive head first into the junction in the 90 tunnel, please schedule it around 2pm or 7pm. We’d all get home a lot faster.