Does anyone want a guy to come hang out on their film set

I can’t find a job and I’m so bored sitting around all day. I’ve always wanted to work in film, in any capacity, so I’m doing the unthinkable: asking reddit if anyone wants me to come hang out or help in their student film, short, commercial, news, movie, porn shoot, tv show, music video, anything. Show me the ropes, give me a clipboard and a vest, ask me to hold something, let me shadow– I don’t really care.

I’d love to meet some creative people and have something to do during the day. If it leads to a job one day, cool. If not, I’ll at least have something to do other than sitting around waiting for another recruiter to sell my phone number off LinkedIn.