I underestimated the power of the Seattle Ant

I heard Seattle was basically built on top of an Ant colony. haha very funny, ants are annoying. I get it, I’ve had some too. They stink. Its not that bad. It cant possibly be. “let’s live in the City” i said. “It will be fine“ we said.

T H E Y A R E E V E R Y W H E R E. They’re on my patio. They’re on my porch. they’re in my (empty) kitchen. Bedroom. bathroom. saw one on the walls 10 minutes after I painted. what. Not a drop of food in this house. hasn’t been occupied for 3 months. they’re in every room. I set a paint can down. They’re all over it 10 minutes later. I bought 24 packs of Terro. I laid out 12. All 12 are being swarmed. Terro is about to become itemized on my escrow account at this rate. help.

I think I live on the source portal of ant inter dimensional travel. they’re quite literally everywhere. I wold have better luck joining their society than reclaiming my home. it belongs to the sugar ant. I was not ready for this. when will it end. I heard seattle has seasons, its just 24/7/365 ant for me