My favorite time of the year. The Stranger endorsements

Whether you agree with the endorsements or not, you gotta admit that the commentary is entertaining.

My favorites were:

“You’re in your late 30s to early 40s. Your back pain is manageable, but worsening daily. You think good music ended in 1997. The Reaper is coming for you. It won’t be long before Crocodile shows and craft cocktails are but a twilit memory, and your life revolves around the coming void. This slow decline will be expensive for you, or the cost will rest on the shoulders of your incorrigible, brainrotted children and their AI polycule. You should know. Your parents are dying right now and you’re dealing with it. (Your human polycule has been no help. We could’ve told you that.)”

“This allows us to get more bang for our buck without having to implement another regressive tax or take more money from your paycheck that you’ll complain about on r/SeattleWA.”