Ordained?

Are you ordained and want to help a queer couple who were going to get married on the 12th and then were forced to find other means last minute due to a massive scheduling mishap caused by the folks who were going to marry us? I just found out there’s no possible way for us to go get married in the way we’d been planning for months, and its only 2 days away. We just really need a signature on our paperwork, no need for a ceremony or anything, just really need a legal signature on our papers. Thank you!