Poll: there are more people in line at the coffee shop than open seats. Do you:

1) Slap down your laptop at an empty seat *before getting in line and stare down others in a sign of dominance in your tech bro and sister peer group 2) Wait politely and quietly in line taking your chances that a seat will be available when it’s your turn 3) Have your zoom meeting on speakerphone discussing mnpi as a peacocking mechanism and while hovering near someone trying to read a newspaper in peace

Option 2 is a joke obviously