To my Neighbor Whose DeLorean Is Covered in Kraft Singles

1. I am the one who keeps doing this
2. This is not because you own a DeLorean, but because of who you are as a person and the choices you have made.
3. Every time you veer out of your way rip off a group of Libyan Nationalists attempting to build a bomb, I will do it again.
4. You are never going to catch me.

That is all.