To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles

1. I am the one who keeps doing this

2. This is not because you own a Tesla, but because of who you are as a person and the choices you have made.

3. Every time you veer out of your way to deliberately splash people while we are waiting for the bus, I will do it again.

4. You are never going to catch me.

That is all.