to those of you who hit the gas when you get mad that someone’s crossing the street too slowly for your liking: seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

i’m not really shaken because it wasn’t a particularly close call in the end, i’m just fucking pissed. i’m sure the five extra seconds you lost by waiting for me to cross before immediately flooring it and trying to hit me would’ve made a huge difference in your lifetime – more so than in the universe in which you’d sent me to the hospital, apparently