With an amazing new slogan, the Small Penis Department officially endorses Bruce Harrell! We love you Daddy. 💕

Now more than ever, we don’t need a better future. We don’t need a more affordable city. We don’t need better schools. We don’t need more accessibility. We don’t need better infrastructure. We just need more cops, and a mayor who tells the entitled citizens what they really deserve!

We at the Small Penis Department and Small Penis Officers’ Guild officially endorse Bruce Harrell for Gedking Mayor! Vote for him, or else!

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