When you park like this, you’re being an ass

The parking rules aren’t just there for funsies, when you park like this you, almost always, are blocking school busses, which require not-even-the full turning radius the law provides, but at least more than you, Mr/M(r)s. “I’m going to practically park out into the street”.

You’re not a New York City diplomat, Jed Bartlet isn’t going to yell at you because neither he nor I have your phone number, and I don’t care enough to sit on the non-emergency line for the next forty five minutes, but do better. Just… do better